Best vine ever created ladies and gentleman
SHE’S BLESSING THE CHILDREN
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.